Poop Gate 2016

Parenting is tough. You find yourself saying things and involved in situations that you never could have imagined in the "pre-children" stage of life. You remember that time right? When you were getting ready to go out at 9pm versus half passed out on the couch with a glass of wine on the side table, debating which show to watch on Netlix.

The text conversation below perfectly highlights the absolutely insane things children do, and the equally insane ways in which we deal. This is a conversation between my hubby and myself as I clock in for my graveyard shift at the hospital.


He didn't find my play on words humorous by the way.


15 minutes later....

True Story. 

I'm interested to know if this only happens to me..... Share or comment below (#momlife). 

I need wine now,